To help bring lonely Freelancers and overworked Clients together, PeoplePerHour.com are proud to announce our new Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service, designed to empower and connect lonely hard workers.
Freelancing: we know it’s a lonely business. You toil away burning the midnight oil while your friends are out on the town or tucked up with their loved ones. Similarly life is tough for hard working Clients, with the increasing demands of the corporate world making having a busy social life quite a challenge. This is where our Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service comes in.
Browsing the site looking for a qualified, hard working freelancer to work on your “Exciting Accounting / Bookkeeping position?” See the Freelancers’ profile and realise you have a lot more in common than Excel macros and balance sheets? Then upgrade to the Premium Invite to Bed Subscription and you can quickly connect. Features include…
Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription offering
- Exclusive “Invite to Bed” button on selected Freelancers’ profiles
- Use of our trademark “Find Fit Freelancer” search algorithm, with configurable personality matching technology.
- Access to hidden Invite to Bed Rating and Reviews metrics (PPH LEGAL DISCLAIMER: past performances are not necessarily indicators of future success).
- Option to get referred by past, clients, sorry partners that you have worked for dated outside PeoplePerHour.com. Our metrics show as a new Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscriber getting reviewed will make your invites more successful and less likely to have them call the police.
- “Invite to Bed” Bids are capped at 5 per daytime and 2 “Bonus Booty Call Bids” after midnight, though chronically lonely/unattractive subscribers are welcome to buy additional Bed Bids in bundles of 20.
- Access to our executive Love Doctor service, featuring a limited number of Wonder Wooing Masterclasses by David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff, Fabio, Hugh Hefner and Gordon Brown.
The Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service will be launched on May 1st at 00:01 and costs £1,411 for an annual subscription. Future features to be rolled out will include Bed Bids Accepted Leaderboards and full refunds for all couples married within a year (Legal Note: PPH reserves the rights to exclusive Hello/OK magazine negotiations to the wedding rights).
Exclusive introductory offer!
PeoplePerHour are offering 200 free introductory Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscriptions on a first come first served basis. Interested parties should lodge their interest in the comment section below and if successful they will be contacted directly for their free subscription.
– The PeoplePerHour.com Team
I have just been sent your link via my brother-in-law, as he knows im a lonely freelance designer!!
Would love to try out this new service, on your free introductory subscription!..sign me up! pleaassseeee.
April fool………
I’m up for a date. How about April the first?
Haha… Happy April Fool’s Day… o_O Good one!
Surely this is a 1st April joke! Good one! I almost believed you guys…
Seriously people, its so funnty that you are taking this seriously….has anyone noticed the date yet? ITS APRIL FOOLS
This looks like a great idea…sign me up!!
April’s fool people! Invite to BED? Coome on!
Lance – “I am a lonely freelancer, I have a lonely free lance.”
LMFAO!
Ok – it’s April 1st – this is a prank, yes???
I guess I’m the smartest person on this site, if I’m the first to notice it’s obviously an April Fools joke…
Sorry to spoil everyone’s fun but have you all forgotten what day it is.
APRIL FOOLS
Come on……. surely the professional minds of today would have realised that.
Nice try PPH but you are going to have to get up a lot earlier to catch me out.
Please tell me this is an April Fools’ joke…
april 1st…. oooch!
But seriously I think you have discovered something here, maybe next year a freelancer “rent a fluffy pet service” to alleviate deadline stress…
Has anyone noticed the date today? Er….1 April anyone?
Nice one PPH!
I thought April fool’s were only valid on 1/4/11?
A new spin on Plenty of fish.com, looks like a few people per hour will be easily hooked on this!
Send them to our site when they get serious.
That was really funny!
Especially after a look at the Calendar
Posted on 31st March, so technically not an April fool. If they don’t follow through with it maybe someone should contact trading standards?
April Fool!!!!
LOOKS LIKE AN APRIL FOOL JOKE GUYS.. all those who fell for it.. Ha ha…
Frabjous idea! I sometimes get sexy wildlife videos to transcribe – ever heard of Silky Sifakas? I have now…
I have a passion for words transcribing, translating, proofing and editing them – reading them, writing blogs on political and other social issues.
There’s an amazing range of topics, types of audio, etc. etc. and I love it – there’s a learning curve somewhere every year! Think you know it all? Nah, something newer, sexier and more fun just around the corner.
I live and breathe words. Now, if that doesn’t deserve a “Invite to bed” – what does?
It’s April Fools’ Day joke !!!!
I presume this is an April fools joke?
FREE “Invite To Bid” button please!!!
Hi,
I would be interested in giving it a try. Thanks.
So many fools. Nice one.
But seriously, you *could* do this in professions like graphic design, where the male-to-female ratio is a little more balanced than, say, ASP.NET development
Er…. April Fools anyone?? Seriously, has no one picked up on this???
Interesting this came out on April Fools Day. Sign me up! LOL
Freelance sex is prostitution – am I wrong?
Hello,
I would be interested in giving it a try. Thanks.
Sheeesh you guys… did nobody check the date today???
we offer live video ..where u can watch the team doing the stuff …ie the coding /design projects you give us!
@Michelle W
and ur website says you live at Bedfordshire !!
I have virtual bed ready at second life …lets start this revolution of outsourcing to new levels
Is this service still available after 12 noon today?
Love reading the comments.Seriously people!! Does April fool means anything to you?Sorry pph but i can’t believe people are falling for it.
Nice one:-)
Awesome!
I have been waiting for this feature to be implemented since joining PPH
Truly an essential part of any freelancers life has to be the fact that sometimes you do indeed have to get into bed with someone in order to reach that crescendo of pleasure that is called getting paid….
It definitely proves that the guy’s at PPH have made an effort in implementing this great service in this new financial year obviously starting from today
@Wayne
Yes. LOL
@PPH
Looks like there’s a market after all for freelance personals!
Well done to you guys at PPH for investing in this.
Fantastic idea…
Even better to know that the April 1st tradition is still alive and kicking!
Shaggy
Is it a 1st of April joke?
Surely that launch date should be 1st of April?
Happy April Fools Day to you too PPH!
Nearly had me there xx Ha Ha
Best one I’ve seen so far today.
Nice job.
Instead of wasting your time on this frankly unfunny April Fool’s Day joke (the only remotely humorous part about this is that some commenters are stupid enough to believe that it’s real), how about making some actual, real improvements to the site?
Dudes and dudettes!
May I have your attention please! Why are you taking it so serious. It is 1st April, remember?
APRIL FOOL EVERYBODY, They can’t be serious.
April fools… :/
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t this an April Fool’s joke?
I hope you guys did your surveying of your clients and customers on this. This does not sound immediately like a good idea. As long as a customer to your PPH sites does not see this ad for “invite to bed” it may work for those Freelancers that need this service. But, I’m just a customer of PPH and I can say that I would not have started my business relationship with PPH if I had known that it was also a dating service for Freelancers. It’s simply the image that it creates.
All the best