To help bring lonely Freelancers and overworked Clients together, PeoplePerHour.com are proud to announce our new Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service, designed to empower and connect lonely hard workers.
Freelancing: we know it’s a lonely business. You toil away burning the midnight oil while your friends are out on the town or tucked up with their loved ones. Similarly life is tough for hard working Clients, with the increasing demands of the corporate world making having a busy social life quite a challenge. This is where our Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service comes in.
Browsing the site looking for a qualified, hard working freelancer to work on your “Exciting Accounting / Bookkeeping position?” See the Freelancers’ profile and realise you have a lot more in common than Excel macros and balance sheets? Then upgrade to the Premium Invite to Bed Subscription and you can quickly connect. Features include…
Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription offering
- Exclusive “Invite to Bed” button on selected Freelancers’ profiles
- Use of our trademark “Find Fit Freelancer” search algorithm, with configurable personality matching technology.
- Access to hidden Invite to Bed Rating and Reviews metrics (PPH LEGAL DISCLAIMER: past performances are not necessarily indicators of future success).
- Option to get referred by past, clients, sorry partners that you have worked for dated outside PeoplePerHour.com. Our metrics show as a new Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscriber getting reviewed will make your invites more successful and less likely to have them call the police.
- “Invite to Bed” Bids are capped at 5 per daytime and 2 “Bonus Booty Call Bids” after midnight, though chronically lonely/unattractive subscribers are welcome to buy additional Bed Bids in bundles of 20.
- Access to our executive Love Doctor service, featuring a limited number of Wonder Wooing Masterclasses by David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff, Fabio, Hugh Hefner and Gordon Brown.
The Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscription service will be launched on May 1st at 00:01 and costs £1,411 for an annual subscription. Future features to be rolled out will include Bed Bids Accepted Leaderboards and full refunds for all couples married within a year (Legal Note: PPH reserves the rights to exclusive Hello/OK magazine negotiations to the wedding rights).
Exclusive introductory offer!
PeoplePerHour are offering 200 free introductory Premium “Invite to Bed” Subscriptions on a first come first served basis. Interested parties should lodge their interest in the comment section below and if successful they will be contacted directly for their free subscription.
– The PeoplePerHour.com Team
Hi
Its just lovely to have this service come up
I would surely want to take this offer and accept it lovingly and use it for the benefits
Keep it up and I am waiting for my free introductory subscriptions.
thanks
Very funny – trying to figure out from the comments who actually fell for it and those who didnt…happy april fools guys..
Is this to be taken literally? Living in the US, I’m not likely to meet anyone who uses PPH.
APRIL FOOOOL! Must be!
Dafydd – you read my mind!
APRIL FOOL
So, this is what you’ve for April Fools Day.. eh??
Happy April Fool’s day to you too ; )
This is completely bizarre
IMHO, It’s a great idea to allow certain jobs to be posted with the LIVE IN office/accommodation option.
However, I find your selected choice of terminology “Invite to bed” both poor and unprofessional to say the least.
Change “Invite to bed” into an option to tick on “Live In” featured assignment…..
Happy April Fool.
But, c’mon.
It’s actually a good idea!
Gordon Brown… Heh…
I’d like to invite Katie McMillan to bed!
It’s so cool!!
Now we now who are the real “lonely freelancers” here on April’s Fool day
))
Chance would be a fine thing…
PPH I’m in love with you again – just need some pink- faced smilies!
Great to hear it was an April fool
I did fall for it ! and was disappointed and thought to complain 
Mainly because we are using PPH to provide professional services, and to have a parallel service called Invite to Bed, may well affect everybody’s credibility
Thank you PPH
All the best
Zeina
LOL
I can´t believe it! I totally fell for it!
I almost wrote a comment about the pros and cons of it.
I´ve been fooled ;]
Nice this is a great chance for me.
wow, what a april fool